Oh, Where Are You?

Where are you Mr.Raj Thackre the superhero of the Marathi manoos? Are you safely enconced in your fortified castle with a 100 NSG jawans protecting you? Or have you fled the city to save your life? Shouldn’t you be showing your face as it is your city that is under siege? I think you are hiding because the commandos who are involved in the rescue operations are mostly from outside Maharashtra…If you don’t want outsiders to be in Mumbai, why did you let these NSG and MARCOS commandos come into your Marathi city and help? Why didn’t you stop Major Sandeep Unnikrishnan, a Bangalorean with the Bihar Regiment, from giving up his life?

Conspiracy Theories

Who are these these terrorists who have caused such havoc in Mumbai? Don’t know but there are many conspiracy theories doing the rounds and one of them blames the Mossad-RSS-VHP combine…

Our worst fears have come true. It is clear that Mossad is involved in the whole affair. An entire city has been attacked by Mossad and probably units of mercenaries. It is not possible for one single organization to plan and execute such a sophisticated operation. It is clear that this operation was backed by communal forces from within the Indian State. The Home Minister Shivraj Patil should resign. The RSS-BJP-VHP-Bajrang Dal should be banned. Advani and others ought to be arrested. Today is a day of shame for all Indians and all Hindus. Muslims and secular Hindus have been proven right. RSS type forces and Israel are all involved in not only destabilizing but finishing India. India should immediately snap all relations with Israel. We owe this much to Karkare and the brave ATS men who had shown the courage to arrest Praggya Singh, Raj Kumar Purohit, the army officer and several others.

Please read the whole article as it is quite interesting…Infact, it made me laugh…If the Mossad had been involved, half the population of Mumbai would be dead…

Terrorism in India

“Mumbai is a world class city,” shouted politicians…What world class city? Terrorists came in by sea, conducted 10 coordinated strikes and what do the politicians say, “Condolences.” This strike demonstrates the inefficiency of the government…Our brave BUT unequipped cops with tiny 1947 era revolvers & rifles were forced to combat assailants with AK47s and satellite phones!!!! Our government cannot even handle rescue operations during the floods let alone diffuse bombs, negotiate and attack gunmen with sophisticated weapons…This government is invisible and non-existent…This government is sleeping!!!! We need a peoples’s revolution!!!

Maximum City Attacked

It has happened again…Mumbai has been attacked and the police and various intelligence agencies were caught napping…What were they doing? They were doing what they are supposed to do – providing politicians with security cover…The only solution to the terrorist problem is doing away with the security cover of VVVIPs,VVIPs and VIPs and other so called important people…Only when the people in power realize what it is like living in the real world will anything concrete be done…

Irritating Phrases Spoken By Indians

This is a follow up to the ‘Top 10 most irritating English phrases’ post…There are some phrases spoken by Indians which irritate me a lot…They are:

– Timepass

– Fuchcha (used in Delhi University…Refers to a college fresher)

– Fundu (Again, used in Delhi in lieu of fundamental)

– K.Nags (Kamala Nagar), Def. Col (Defence Colony)- I hate the Indian penchant for shortening names

– Arre yaar

– Do the needful

– Tight slap (does a tight slap hurt more than a regular one?)

– Isn’t it? (e.g. “You must be hungry, isn’t it?)

– Will try my level best

– Don’t be pricey

– Prepone

– Mention not

– The current has gone (instead of “the power has gone”)

– The use of the word “boy” instead of “man” (e.g. cricketers are called boys…”The boys played well today”)

– Convented

– I will make a move now

The Top Ten Most Irritating Phrases

Oxford University has compiled a list of top ten most irritating phrases:

1 – At the end of the day

2 – Fairly unique

3 – I personally

4 – At this moment in time

5 – With all due respect

6 – Absolutely

7 – It’s a nightmare

8 – Shouldn’t of

9 – 24/7

10 – It’s not rocket science

I would like to add some more:

11 – It is what it is

12 – Actually

13 – 110 percent

14 – Basically (Indians love to use this)

15 – No Brainer (Americans love this phrase)

16 – Having said that

15 – Ditto same (Another Indian favourite)

16 – I need my space

17 – Internet acronyms like LOL and OMG

18 – Awesome (Young urbans Indians have picked this up from American movies and sitcoms)

19 – Impacted

20 – To be honest with you