Cow Urine Soda, Anyone?

Holy Cow! The new vending machine for Gau-Jal

It’s hot and humid and you are dying for a chilled glass of Coke…You open your refrigerator door and look for the dark liquid but can’t find it…All you see are bottles of cow urine soda…If the RSS has its way, this will be the scenario a couple of years down the line…

This anti-western hardline Hindu organization “is planning to launch a new soft drink made from cow’s urine” to replace imported drinks like Coke and Pepsi…”The flavour is not yet known, but the RSS said the liquid produced by Hinduism’s revered holy cows is being mixed with products such as aloe vera and gooseberry to fight diseases such as diabetes and cancer.”

Next on the agenda? I think the RSS will be banning all allopathic medications and replacing them with cow urine ones…Why? Because according Sri Om Prakash, the head of the RSS Cow Protection Department, cow urine offers a cure for around 70 to 80 incurable diseases like diabetes.

God help us!


10 thoughts on “Cow Urine Soda, Anyone?

  1. This is weird in so many levels….

    I heard this on the Rachel Maddow Show on MSNBC . They only commented “Good luck to them marketing it”.


  2. So who is the brand ambassador? Let us see one of them drinking and advertising it.

    Why have bunch of people hell bent on spoiling a peaceful religion?


  3. ewww…yuck and blech are the first words that came to mind…

    they are insane this proves it…;D
    my god!who will errr… drink it?
    lemme go and take a deep breath…


  4. If they plan to launch a nation wide stir to ban Coke and Pepsi , it would be incredibly stupid . BUT , I remember reading an article in India Today years ago . A man cured his mother of Cancer , which was in the final stages using something called an “arka” made of Cow Urine . The doctors had given up on her , but he tried his way , and it worked . It is quite possible that it could have been an isolated incident . But it could also be the other way round , just because it is the RSS doesn’t mean it was to be evil . 🙂 As of now , no well-controlled studies published in available scientific literature support the claims that urotherapy can control or reverse the spread of cancer .


  5. I think people have forgotten that Prime Minister Moarjee Desai practiced urine therapy on himself for nearly eight decades. In fact when he was PM, there was great talk in mainstream media about the benefits of urine therapy including auto-urine therapy. Many respectable people then used to appear on Doordarshan praising the practice. A few books were also written by guys who would not like to be identified today, and Morarjee was not ridiculed by anybody.

    In fact, I remember a cartoon by RK Lakshman where a guy goes to a bar for a drink and on the shelf are a number of bottles labeled cow, buffalo, human, horse, camel etc!

    The wheel has turned full circle! Cheers!


  6. If you google cow urine, you will find many sites advertising the benefits of cow urine.It has been used as a medicine for centuries by Ayurveda.

    To advertise it as a soft drink is something new though.Take your pick- cow urine or pesticides? Though I would like to choose some third option! 🙂


  7. Morarji Desai had his daily glassful of the pure stuff and almost lived to be is said in his youth he drank alot of beer and and all he did in his later life was to recycle it
    It is disgusting!

    Is RSS against Valentine’s Day? Bajrang and their ilk is.

    Brand Ambassador? Dhoni? Or is it the good old Sachin?


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