Marriage – Rule No. 1
Don’t go fishing for compliments as it may backfire on you
Me: Do you love me?
Husband: Hmmmm
Me: Do you?
Husband: Oof! Don’t ask me such silly questions
Me: If you had many wives would I be your favourite?
Husband: I guess, but since right now you’re the only one I’ve got, you’re also my least favourite
lol π π
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hey I was first!
Me: Yes, you were π
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LOL! He sure has a wonderful sense of humour π
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π
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LOL π Loved it π
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And me, 4th, 5th and 6th π
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Wife β How do I look?
Husband β Hmmmβ¦ (staring at the TV)
Wife β Choose one. Do I look Gorgeous, Fabulous or Devastatingly beautiful?
Husband β π
(please delete the other one Sraboney!)
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Wife: Do I look nice today?
Me: Yeah!
Wife: And yesterday???
OR
Wife: Do I look nice today?
Me: Not really…
(censored)
OR
Wife: Do I look nice today?
Me: (Learning from past two experiences) – Umm…
Wife: You’re afraid to say! Do I really look THAT bad?
Screwed either way…
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LOL @ being least fav !!!! π
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LOL! Husbands need to take tips from yours and wives need to learn from you!
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hahahaha, smart man, if you a re the only one, you will end up being the least n most favourite na! π LOL.
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Good one, bones!
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heehee. you sort of asked for that one!
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ROFL! Now that’s a very smart husband π
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hhahaha…being least favorite π
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