Scenes From A Marriage: A Cautionary Tale

Marriage – Rule No. 1

Don’t go fishing for compliments as it may backfire on you

Me: Do you love me?

Husband: Hmmmm

Me: Do you?

Husband: Oof! Don’t ask me such silly questions

Me: If you had many wives would I be your favourite?

Husband: I guess, but since right now you’re the only one I’ve got, you’re also my least favourite

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17 thoughts on “Scenes From A Marriage: A Cautionary Tale

  1. Wife – How do I look?
    Husband – Hmmm… (staring at the TV)
    Wife – Choose one. Do I look Gorgeous, Fabulous or Devastatingly beautiful?
    Husband – πŸ™„

    (please delete the other one Sraboney!)

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  2. Wife: Do I look nice today?
    Me: Yeah!
    Wife: And yesterday???

    OR

    Wife: Do I look nice today?
    Me: Not really…
    (censored)

    OR

    Wife: Do I look nice today?
    Me: (Learning from past two experiences) – Umm…
    Wife: You’re afraid to say! Do I really look THAT bad?

    Screwed either way…

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